Kuorans, what is your January Spotify wrapped?

──O6. Big Plans by Why Don't We

Never knew this category existed until now. I don't know how they calculate happiness in my music. But the danceability part is pretty accurate. And I have you know, the songs I listen to have incredible instrumentals.

— Energy: 53.10

Why are we explaining today’s “climate change” as driven by human related “green house” gasses when natural “global warming” pushed sea level up to the “shores” of Topeka with no human contribution or even presence? Is Occam’s Rasor applied?

— Tempo: 105.0 BPM

O7. Money Pull Up by Blaiz Fayah, Maureen & DJ Glad

— Accousticness: 2.63

Gigi Hadid, Bradley Cooper, Brad Pitt, and Ines de Ramon’s New York Date Night Had a Dress Code - Vogue

IV. Dua Lipa

VII. The Weeknd

──O2. Beast by Mia Martina

Watch: Moment crowd boos and cheers Trump at Kennedy Center - BBC

I. Nej

O3. The Line by Arcane & Twenty One Pilots

— Average Track Age: 5.7 years

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— Danceability: 90.10

P.S. I used Receiptify for this answer. And I will probably be working on filler answers for now.

O5. Orbit (轨道) by THE8 ft. Jinjibewater

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Something Different just hits different. I discovered beast from tiktok, and I don't know why it reminds me of alpha-omegaverse-wolf-babygirl-booktok content. The song is pretty good though. And of course, Orbit and Igloo is there. Off topic, but Lara and Daniela from Katseye absolutely killed the ‘Money Pull Up’ dance trend.

V. Ariana Grande

TOP 1O TRACKS .ᐟ

Stellar Blade More Than Doubles Sony’s Previous Steam CCU Record for Single Player Games - Wccftech

— Popularity Score: 80.16/100

O9. Too Much by Spice Girls

──1O. Igloo by Kiss of Life

How can someone express their love for a guy without using words? What are some actions that can convey love and care?

──O4. Mal Lunée by Nej

II. Why Don't We

──‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ sad but make it chic .ᐟ

Six big questions about the 2025 NBA Finals: Tyrese Haliburton and the Pacers enter the Thunderdome - CBS Sports

— Happiness: 68.70

TOP 1O ARTISTS .ᐟ

IX. Chase Atlantic

What do you think of TikTok's internal analysis finding nearly twice as many pro-Trump posts as pro-Biden ones on the platform since November?

— Instrumentalness: 0.00

she's a modern greek tragedy.

X. Kiss of Life

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VI. Michael Jackson

I love Nej's music. It's so mystical. I have also been listening to a lot of BTS songs lately because their songs help me a lot to relax whenever I get anxious.

VIII. Selena Gomez

How one of San Francisco's most successful new chains 'just kind of happened' - SFGATE

III. BTS

──O8. Ice On My Teeth by Ateez

O1. Something Different by Why Don't We

Transportation chief seeks to weaken fuel economy standards, calls Biden-era rule ‘illegal’ - AP News

STATISTICS .ᐟ

──‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ This is Noa, signing off.